Archive: May 6, 2016 - Gary Borders

Going on Snake Patrol

A neighbor recently flushed a couple of copperhead snakes out of our cul-de-sac. The heavy rains are driving the serpents to higher ground, from what I have read. This has caused great consternation in our household, which is uniformly not fond of snakes. That includes the dogs. I am not scared of snakes, exactly. I just want them to keep their distance. If they decline my invitation to leave the premises, I will dispatch them as efficiently as possible. Machete, shotgun, shovel — I have options. Rats, I’m scared of. In a previous life, I returned home one night to find a big, black...

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